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Where The Wild Things Are

I saw Where The Wild Things Are (one of the movies on my anticipation list) yesterday, and I loved it.

Where The Wild Things Are, based on the beloved picturebook of the same title, by Maurice Sendak, tells the story of a young boy named Max who escapes from his home after getting in trouble with his mom, and takes a boat to a land full of huge monsters. He befriends said monsters, and becomes their king. Max is free to do whatever he wants as king, but soon realizes that it’s very difficult to keep everybody happy when you’re in charge. With this in mind, Max returns home.

Max, king of the monsters

A couple of things differ between the book and the movie, but the new adaption is startlingly loyal to the original story. The only things that were really changed were the fashion in which Max leaves his home, and the fact that all of the monsters were given unique personalities and stories. In the book, Max is sent to his room without supper after creating mischief in his house. His room transforms into a forest, and in this forest he finds the boat to take him to the land of wild things. The movie, however, takes a much more realistic (and frightening) approach, having Max run away from home after being yelled at by his mother. He makes his way into the woods near his house, where he finds the boat.

Max throws a tantrum

The movie’s approach is much more mature than that of the book, of course, and the same is true for many elements of the story. The original book, being a children’s book, doesn’t have enough pages to really explore the ideas of love and parenthood beyond Max simply smelling his dinner from the far off land, and being reminded of his parents’ love. The movie, on the other hand, draws many obvious parallels between the monsters and Max’s predicament with his mother. The monsters, in making Max their king, put him in the same position as his mother, and he soon understands how she must have felt when threw his tantrum.

The cinematography of the film was amazing. I think that if I had directed it, I would not change a single shot. The camera angles used inspired the audience to see from Max’s point of view, the point of view of a child, and imbued the movie with a sense of wonder. The scene in Max’s room, where the camera pans across details in his decorations, and the scene in Carol’s model room both particularly impressed me with their attention to detail.

Douglas, one of the monsters

The special effects in the movie were impressive, because the monsters themselves were (apart from their faces) actually people in costumes, not CGI. This meant that they were not entirely lifelike (for example, the way they jump is somewhat obviously wire-rigged, and their heads cannot turn independently of their bodies), but I think that for this movie, that definitely works. The monsters are, after all, figments of Max’s imagination, so it makes sense for them to be somewhat bizarre and unbelievable in appearance. At the same time, the faces were incredibly realistic. I was able to easily accept them as real creatures whenever they spoke or showed an emotion. The thin layer of fur on their noses, the eyes, the lips…I was seriously impressed. See below or the title image for examples.

My one complaint about the movie is the soundtrack. For the most part, the music was great, and fit the movie pretty well, but there were a couple of songs that were just distracting. For example, when Max runs away from home, the song in the background has a chorus of “animal! animal! animal!” which I felt detracted from the scene. This scene would otherwise be a very emotional one.

But apart from a couple of songs on the soundtrack, I really liked this movie. I was chuckling for a lot of it, and very close to tears a couple of times, too. I would recommend it to anybody who wants their childlike sense of wonder restored for a few hours.

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More Thoughts on Harry Potter 6

After reading this io9 post (an outraged rant about the new Harry Potter movie), I’ve somewhat revised the opinion presented in my previous post.

While everything I said before remains true, I would like to add that it was, in retrospect, extremely disappointing that there was no funeral for Dumbledore. This scene, in the book, brings almost every living character from the rest of the series back to Hogwarts for the funeral, and it would have been an amazing ending for the movie. Instead, we are treated to a scene in which the population of the school raises their glowing wands to the heavens, and then later, a shot of Fawkes flying off into the distance. No white tomb, no tearful congregation of every amazing character, beast and human alike, that J.K. Rowling has to offer.

Also disappointing, as the article points out, is the lack of a battle between the forces of good and evil. When the Death Eaters arrive, they simply kill Dumbledore, set Hagrid’s hut on fire, and leave with Snape and Malfoy. In the book, there is a rather epic fight scene throughout Hogwarts, where Fenrir Greyback bursts into action, flinging curses right and left into the crowd of teachers and trained students. It’s a great scene, and was ultimately not present, at all, in the movie.

Lastly, to add onto my complaint about Dumbledore’s death scene, Snape was simply not evil. To the casual observer, who knows nothing of the events in book 7, Snape already appears to be a double-crosser for the good side. In the book, Snape kills Dumbledore in cold blood, and truly seems to be evil, to the core. It is later revealed that he is, in fact, a good guy, but in the movie this seems blatantly obvious from his and Dumbledore’s countenances.

I still thought this was a very good Harry Potter movie, and if one had not read the book and known what they were missing out on with the battle and funeral, one would not even notice these problems.

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More Thoughts on Harry Potter 6

After reading this io9 post (an outraged rant about the new Harry Potter movie), I’ve somewhat revised the opinion presented in my previous post.

While everything I said before remains true, I would like to add that it was, in retrospect, extremely disappointing that there was no funeral for Dumbledore. This scene, in the book, brings almost every living character from the rest of the series back to Hogwarts for the funeral, and it would have been an amazing ending for the movie. Instead, we are treated to a scene in which the population of the school raises their glowing wands to the heavens, and then later, a shot of Fawkes flying off into the distance. No white tomb, no tearful congregation of every amazing character, beast and human alike, that J.K. Rowling has to offer.

Also disappointing, as the article points out, is the lack of a battle between the forces of good and evil. When the Death Eaters arrive, they simply kill Dumbledore, set Hagrid’s hut on fire, and leave with Snape and Malfoy. In the book, there is a rather epic fight scene throughout Hogwarts, where Fenrir Greyback bursts into action, flinging curses right and left into the crowd of teachers and trained students. It’s a great scene, and was ultimately not present, at all, in the movie.

Lastly, to add onto my complaint about Dumbledore’s death scene, Snape was simply not evil. To the casual observer, who knows nothing of the events in book 7, Snape already appears to be a double-crosser for the good side. In the book, Snape kills Dumbledore in cold blood, and truly seems to be evil, to the core. It is later revealed that he is, in fact, a good guy, but in the movie this seems blatantly obvious from his and Dumbledore’s countenances.

I still thought this was a very good Harry Potter movie, and if one had not read the book and known what they were missing out on with the battle and funeral, one would not even notice these problems.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I saw the new Harry Potter yesterday, the sixth in the series. Long story short, I liked it very much. Not quite as much as the third movie, but enough to blow away #5 for second place. The film was much darker than the previous ones, just as the book was darker than the others, but it certainly worked, and made sense. Sirius Black, Harry’s only decent family, was killed at the end of the fifth book/movie, and the Death Eaters are on the rise as Voldemort gains more and more power, so it is only fitting that the movie be as dark as it is. Caution: Spoilers follow.

The movie did a very good job of compressing the sizable book into 2.5 hours. My main complaint about the fourth movie is that it seemed to flash by, never really managing to stay in one place for more than a thirty seconds. The fifth movie was much better with pacing, amazingly fitting the largest book in the seven-part series into a decent-length movie. Now, the sixth movie accomplishes the same feat as the fifth (even if there is less to cram in, there is still a lot of action for a 2.5 hour movie). Admittedly, there were a few places where it felt a teensy bit jumpy (mainly the skipping from Hagrid’s hut to the pensieve shot, and other Dumbledore meetings), and a couple of areas that I would have liked to see much more of (a longer Felix Felicis scene and more from the Half-Blood Prince’s potions book), but the movie overall was very well-paced, I thought.

I loved the special effects in the film, particularly the new pensieve. Memories now appear as black, cloudy swirls on a misty blue background, similar to the appearance of the liquid memories swirling in the bowl. It has a much more magical air to it than the pensieve of previous movies. The movie is full of these black swirly cloud effects, as the Death Eaters also appear as trails of black smoke when they are flying. This addition is a great touch, in my opinion, because it gives the dark lord’s servants a much more powerful, mysterious air than before. The actors portraying the Death Eaters did an extremely good job, particularly the one portraying Fenrir Greyback. The unbreakable vow scene, on a related note, was superb. I never quite understood this scene in the book, but in film it was crystal-clear.

My one major complaint about the movie was that they changed the ending. In the book, as soon as Harry and Dumbledore return from their journey to get the horcrux, the death-eaters are at the school, and Dumbledore paralyzes Harry under the invisiblity cloak, forcing Harry to watch while Snape murders the headmaster. In the movie, Dumbledore simply instructs Harry to hide below, where he actually encounters Snape before the deed is done. This may not seem like that big of a change, but it means that Harry did nothing to stop Snape from killing Dumbledore, even though he easily could. In the book, Harry had very little grounds for blaming himself for Dumbledore’s death, but I feel that in the next movies (and yes, there are two movies left – The Deathly Hallows is being split in half, to draw it out a bit longer), the fact that Harry could have done something to save his beloved headmaster is going to make him even more angsty than he already is. This is disappointing, as the angst-ridden teenagers in the books and movies are the worst part of Harry Potter.

I enjoyed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince very much, and I think that anybody who enjoyed the sixth book will not be disappointed by this movie.

Why do I still think the third movie is the best? That’s simple – I’m a sucker for time travel.

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Brüno

I saw Brüno today, the sequel to 2006 comedy Borat, and found it hilarious. Compared to the first film, which I didn’t enjoy much at all, this movie was lightyears ahead. I found myself choking with laughter on more than one occasion, which honestly surprised me. I was expecting more of the same humor as we saw in Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen, as one of his characters, interacting with real people, in ridiculous situations), which is exactly what I got. This time around, however, I found it much less offensive and much more humorous.

That’s not to say that the movie won’t be offensive for many people, it most definitely will be. Brüno, an openly (and extremely) homosexual fashion designer/TV host from Austria, travels all over America (and the Middle East, Austria, and Africa) in a quest to become world-famous, encountering many a homophobe (including most of the state of Alabama and former Presidential Candidate Ron Paul) along the way. The movie is meant to expose the ridiculousness of the homophobia in many people, and satirize the homophobic, ultra-macho culture in much of America (especially near the end, when Brüno, claiming to be a changed man, now straight, hosts a cage-fighting match as “Straight Dave”).

The movie was amazing, but it is definitely not for anyone. It’s rated R for a very clear reason, and I was stunned that it managed to get only an R. There is plenty of full-frontal nudity and a number of extreme close-ups too, if you know what I mean. The one thing standing between this movie’s rating and an NC-17 is a couple of black circles covering key areas during the numerous sex scenes in the film.

Still, Brüno was a great movie. I would highly recommend it to anybody that can take the extreme nudity and antics.

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Watchmen

I’ve been anticipating the movie adaption of Watchmen for months now, since the first time I ever saw the trailer. Watchmen (the movie) is based on Watchmen, the wildly popular graphic novel, and tells the story of a group of retired masked vigilantes, The Watchmen. The action takes place in 1985, although the earlier arrival of a superhuman figure named Dr. Manhattan has altered the course of world events: Vietnam surrendered to America, technology has advanced at an extremely accelerated rate, and human masked vigilantes have been outlawed by President Nixon, in his third term of the presidency. The narrative is told by Rorschach, a paranoid, sociopathic detective-type vigilante, the only Watchman still operational. The movie opens with the death of The Comedian, one of the disguised heroes, and the main plot is Rorschach trying to figure out who is responsible.

I won’t go too much more into the plot, but needless to say – it is very interesting to watch and read. The thing that really amazed me about the movie was how similar it was to the comic. While watching the movie, the exact same emotions and thoughts rolled through my head as when I was reading the book. The style and feel of the movie is the same as the book, the characters look and sound exactly as I imagined (with the exception of one character, Adrian Veidt), and it was overall just really well-made.

There are three problems I have with the movie, however.

The first problem is Veidt. While all of the other characters in the movie (particularly Rorschach, who was absolutely perfect in every way) were extremely well-cast, Veidt looked nothing like he did in the comic book. Veidt is the alter-ego of ex-vigilante Ozymandias, the smartest man in the world. In both versions of the story, Veidt is extremely wealthy, intelligent, and obsessed with Alexander the Great and all sorts of ancient civilizations. However, in the comic Veidt resembled a Roman emperor in appearance. He had a classically beautiful look to him, and wore purple and gold. His office was highly gilded, and he seemed warm, but regal. In the movie, however, Veidt appears almost scrawny. His armor helps him appear stronger, but it is entirely black and silver, not Ozy’s purple and gold. The same goes for his workspace, being entirely gray marble and black rock. Also, his feline companion, Bubastis, is blue instead of red for some reason.

Another issue I had with the movie was the lack of detail in certain scenes, and the addition of detail in others. The movie is already 2 hours and 40 minutes long, so obviously some scenes had to be cut down a bit, but unfortunately it’s the origin stories that lose out. Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan both had very interesting stories in the comic, explaining how they really became the heroes they are at the time of the action, but these are cut down to the bare minimum in the movie. Rorschach in the comic is forced to talk to a psychoanalyst, and over time he slowly breaks him down from a jolly fat man to a gibbering, depressed, shell of his former self. In the movie, Rorschach has one session with said therapist, and that’s it. We are still shown some of his origin, but it is condensed into a single scene. The same thing happens with Dr. Manhattan, who comprehends time differently from humans. For him, all time is simultaneous, he sees all of his past and all of his future at the same time. This makes for a very interesting origin story, as it doesn’t necessarily progress in chronological order. This was shown in the movie, but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as in the comic, and a number of crucial scenes from his past were removed.

At the same time, some details were left in that were unnecessary, and some were even added in. The biggest problem, I thought, was the sex scene. It lasted quite a bit longer than it had to, and while I do think the scene itself was important to have in the film, it shouldn’t have been long enough to require the removal of actual content. I do, however, applaud the parties responsible for the movie for leaving many of the R-rated aspects of the movie unchanged.

The final problem I had was the soundtrack. While the music chosen was awesone (Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, Hendrix, etc.), it seemed to not really fit the action. Particularly the scene of Dr. Manhattan in Vietnam, with Ride of the Valkyries in the background. The song is awesome, and fits, but it is such a cliché that it didn’t work. I would have liked more original music, with one or two oldies every now and then.

Apart from these three, however, I loved the movie, and would recommend it to anybody who likes (super)hero movies with less action than normal (which isn’t to say less blood), and more mystery and plot.

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Watchmen

I’ve been anticipating the movie adaption of Watchmen for months now, since the first time I ever saw the trailer. Watchmen (the movie) is based on Watchmen, the wildly popular graphic novel, and tells the story of a group of retired masked vigilantes, The Watchmen. The action takes place in 1985, although the earlier arrival of a superhuman figure named Dr. Manhattan has altered the course of world events: Vietnam surrendered to America, technology has advanced at an extremely accelerated rate, and human masked vigilantes have been outlawed by President Nixon, in his third term of the presidency. The narrative is told by Rorschach, a paranoid, sociopathic detective-type vigilante, the only Watchman still operational. The movie opens with the death of The Comedian, one of the disguised heroes, and the main plot is Rorschach trying to figure out who is responsible.

I won’t go too much more into the plot, but needless to say – it is very interesting to watch and read. The thing that really amazed me about the movie was how similar it was to the comic. While watching the movie, the exact same emotions and thoughts rolled through my head as when I was reading the book. The style and feel of the movie is the same as the book, the characters look and sound exactly as I imagined (with the exception of one character, Adrian Veidt), and it was overall just really well-made.

There are three problems I have with the movie, however.

The first problem is Veidt. While all of the other characters in the movie (particularly Rorschach, who was absolutely perfect in every way) were extremely well-cast, Veidt looked nothing like he did in the comic book. Veidt is the alter-ego of ex-vigilante Ozymandias, the smartest man in the world. In both versions of the story, Veidt is extremely wealthy, intelligent, and obsessed with Alexander the Great and all sorts of ancient civilizations. However, in the comic Veidt resembled a Roman emperor in appearance. He had a classically beautiful look to him, and wore purple and gold. His office was highly gilded, and he seemed warm, but regal. In the movie, however, Veidt appears almost scrawny. His armor helps him appear stronger, but it is entirely black and silver, not Ozy’s purple and gold. The same goes for his workspace, being entirely gray marble and black rock. Also, his feline companion, Bubastis, is blue instead of red for some reason.

Another issue I had with the movie was the lack of detail in certain scenes, and the addition of detail in others. The movie is already 2 hours and 40 minutes long, so obviously some scenes had to be cut down a bit, but unfortunately it’s the origin stories that lose out. Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan both had very interesting stories in the comic, explaining how they really became the heroes they are at the time of the action, but these are cut down to the bare minimum in the movie. Rorschach in the comic is forced to talk to a psychoanalyst, and over time he slowly breaks him down from a jolly fat man to a gibbering, depressed, shell of his former self. In the movie, Rorschach has one session with said therapist, and that’s it. We are still shown some of his origin, but it is condensed into a single scene. The same thing happens with Dr. Manhattan, who comprehends time differently from humans. For him, all time is simultaneous, he sees all of his past and all of his future at the same time. This makes for a very interesting origin story, as it doesn’t necessarily progress in chronological order. This was shown in the movie, but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as in the comic, and a number of crucial scenes from his past were removed.

At the same time, some details were left in that were unnecessary, and some were even added in. The biggest problem, I thought, was the sex scene. It lasted quite a bit longer than it had to, and while I do think the scene itself was important to have in the film, it shouldn’t have been long enough to require the removal of actual content. I do, however, applaud the parties responsible for the movie for leaving many of the R-rated aspects of the movie unchanged.

The final problem I had was the soundtrack. While the music chosen was awesone (Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, Hendrix, etc.), it seemed to not really fit the action. Particularly the scene of Dr. Manhattan in Vietnam, with Ride of the Valkyries in the background. The song is awesome, and fits, but it is such a cliché that it didn’t work. I would have liked more original music, with one or two oldies every now and then.

Apart from these three, however, I loved the movie, and would recommend it to anybody who likes (super)hero movies with less action than normal (which isn’t to say less blood), and more mystery and plot.

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The Myst Movie animatic trailer (How did I miss this?)

While exploring the Myst Movie website, I stumbled across this post, and I was stunned. How did I somehow miss the first trailer for the Myst Movie?! Let me say that one again, the first trailer for the Myst Movie. I’m shocked at myself for missing this post. Really.

The trailer is obviously pretty rough, it is only an animatic (basically pictures from the storyboards of the movie strung together with dialogue) of a trailer. This, however, does not detract from how awesome it is. I honestly can’t believe that the Myst Movie is really happening. I hope it’s good…

The movie is based on one of the Myst novels, The Book of Ti’ana. It tells the story of Anna’s discovery of the city of D’ni and the events that follow her arrival as the first-ever surface-dweller the D’ni have come in contact with. It’s a great story, full of the history of D’ni, as well as the oldest traceable origins of Atrus’ family (the main character of the Myst series).

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Tropic Thunder

Tropic Thunder

I finally saw Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s new comedy about the making of a Vietnam movie, and I found it hilarious. The star-studded cast (in addition to Stiller, there’s Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black, Nick Nolte, and an amazing cameo by Tom Cruise) is great, and managed to keep me laughing for almost the entirety of the movie. The movie begins with trailers for the products and movies of the fictional actors, setting the stage for their personalities on the set of Tropic Thunder. As the production of the movie slides further and further downhill, the veteran who wrote the book the action movie is based on (played by Nolte) suggests dropping the actors into a forest rigged with explosives and hidden cameras, to capture real fear and make the movie “the best war movie ever”.

It all deteriorates from there, as the director is almost immediately accidentally blown up, and the token Asian drug ring shows up, mistaking the actors for American soldiers (who in turn mistake them for actors, playing out parts in the script). All hell breaks loose as the actors slowly begin to understand that they are no longer filming a movie, but fighting for their lives and those of their friends and comrades.

This makes the movie sound very serious, which it isn’t at all. It’s completely silly, from the drug ring being run by a 12-year old who’s only ever seen one movie (Simple Jack, one of Stiller’s character’s movies, in which he portrays a lovable mentally disabled boy named Jack), to the impressive stream of obscenity issued by the producer of the movie (Cruise), to Downey Jr.’s character undergoing major surgery to turn himself into a black man, and subsequently falling completely into the role, convincing himself he really is the character he’s supposed to be portraying.

The movie is hilarious, but not for the faint of heart. There are many shots, particularly near the beginning, of people’s guts spilling out of them, and more than one person explodes in the course of the movie. A lot of the jokes could very easily offend people (and they have), but I don’t think that there are any jokes bad enough to merit skipping the movie entirely. Honestly, I would say the opposite: Tropic Thunder is a must-see, possibly one of the funniest movies of the year.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Warning: long rant ahead. Summary: Terrible movie.

This movie was a huge disappointment, from the very beginning. I had been wondering, before seeing the film, how Lucasfilm would handle the opening, since the Star Wars movies usually start with the now emblematic text crawl, (which sets the stage for the action in the movie) at the top of which is the episode number and name. Since this movie is not technically an episode of the Star Wars saga, I had assumed that instead of saying Episode 2.5 – The Clone Wars, they would put simply The Clone Wars.

Turns out, I was wrong. Instead of the opening crawl of text, there is a montage of action sequences and a (somewhat cheesy, in my opinion) narration of the events. This scene could easily have been a text crawl, but in an effort to make the movie more kid-friendly the director instead opted to blatantly show the action instead of leaving it to the viewers’ imaginations. As a result, before I was 5 minutes into the movie, before any main characters had even been shown on-screen, I was already horrified at the thought that I had actually paid money to see this blasphemous excuse for a Star Wars movie.

And that was just the opening titles.

General Obi-Wan Kenobi

For the entire duration of the movie, I could not get used to the bizarre art style. I understand that it’s trying to look somewhat like the Clone Wars animated clips (see below, as compared to the movie above). The series of 5-minute animated shorts depicting the story of the Clone Wars was aired on Cartoon Network in 2003, and was awesome. The new movie of the same title attempted the same style, but in 3D. It certainly has the same look, but none of the same feel. The animated Clone Wars was like Samurai Jack, but in the Star Wars universe. No surprise, as they were both the work of Genndy Tartakovsky. The animation was fluid, the art style, while certainly very stylized, worked extremely well.

Obi-Wan in the animated TV Clone Wars

This was not true at all for the movie. Everything in the movie looked rigid and hard. You can see what I mean in the above screencaps, just look at Obi Wan’s hair. It doesn’t move at all, in fact it looks like it’s made out of wood. What you can’t see in that screencap is how the faces look like that too, with extremely limited movements, resulting in very un-expressive faces. All of the movement was stiff and ugly, and actually hard to watch. There is also very bizarre selective detail, for example most of the textures are flat colors, but for some reason Yoda has extensive bump-mapping on his skin. It looks extremely strange, because it no longer like he is a stylized character, but a realistic character with a very angular body, due to the detail on his skin. The Hutts aren’t slimy, just large and somehow both fluid and blocky.

Jabba the Hutt

The story revolves around the Hutts, specifically Jabba, his uncle Zero, and his son (who doesn’t seem to have a real name, but is nicknamed “Stinky” by the Jedi that were assigned to rescuing him). The basic plot is that Jabba’s son has been kidnapped, and he has asked the Jedi for assistance in retrieving the infant. The Jedi are reluctant, but at the persuasion of Chancellor Palpatine (another disappointing character, the voice actor doesn’t even sound like Ian McDiarmid), Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi are sent to help. Things get difficult when it is revealed that Count Dooku and the Separatists (who had been helping Jabba while the Jedi deliberated with Palpatine) are behind the kidnap, and are attempting to turn the Hutt Clan against the Jedi.

Ahsoka Tano, Anakin's Padawan

In the midst of all of this, Yoda assigns a padawan apprentice to Anakin, a youngling Togruta named Ahsoka Tano (see above). Let me just start by saying that I hate her more than I hated Jar Jar. She is obnoxiously immature, but Yoda OK’d her for Padawan training despite the fact that she is still a youngling at only 14 years old. She insists on being trained by Anakin, but she doesn’t really seem to learn anything from him, only really offering him criticism and competition. There are a few scenes when one of them points out something that she learned, but I got the feeling that Lucasfilm also noticed that she was a terrible student and tried to add in those scenes to fix the problem.

I was glad that there was very little of R2D2 (or “Artooey,” as Ahsoka nicknamed him) and C3-PO, because as awesome as they were in the original saga, in the prequels the only purpose they served was comic relief, and believe me, there was plenty of that without them. It seemed like the only purpose the battle droids served (other than fodder for the battle scenes) was comic relief. Misunderstanding each other, telling each other to shut up, the droids in this movie were more human than the human characters were.

The soundtrack was not composed by John Williams, and didn’t sound anything like that of the Star Wars saga. It was certainly groovy, but it didn’t have a Star Wars feel to it. Most of it wasn’t orchestral music at all, but much more generic action movie beats. In any other movie, it would have fit the action, but it just felt weird and out of place coupled with Star Wars.

The only thing I actually enjoyed about the movie were the battle scenes, which were impressive. There’s one part where an pair of AT-TEs scale a totally vertical wall, which was completely awesome. The lightsabers glowed, the energy bolts flew (though not quite as fast as they did in the other movies), and the droids glowed red-hot as they were carved by the lightsabers. It was adrenaline-packed, but there was too much of that and not enough of the other things that make a movie into a Star Wars movie.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars was definitely a movie intended for children, not hardcore fans of The Saga. Every aspect of the movie that I didn’t like probably makes it more and more attractive to kids. Gone are the beautiful cinematic panning shots, the glorious Williams soundtrack, the politics, the subtleties of the battle between the Light and Dark Sides of the Force. Instead it’s quick action, cutesy nicknames (“snips” and “sky guy”, as well as artooey and stinky), and too many whiny teenagers. Anakin’s struggle with the Dark Side is barely touched upon, just a few comments about him not wanting to talk about his past, and some scowls when Ahsoka asked too much.

Save yourself some money, don’t bother with this movie. Pirate it, or just skip it entirely. It really was that terrible.

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