Whilst cleaning out a small cabinet in my room today, i discovered two pages of childish crayon drawings of ‘plans’ for destroying all the macs in the world (via broadcasting self-destruct programs that only infect macs through satellites and destroying the factories that make mac parts). Before about this time, two years ago (when i had a kind of blinded-by-the-light revelation on the matter), i absolutely hated macs, so much that i wanted to destroy all of them in the world
The drawings are cute, showing the apple headquarters and factories as giant apples with doors and smokestacks and such, and satellites as boxes with laser guns all over the bottom