Ask A Ninja is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. It’s this guy who dresses up like a ninja and does a podcast where he answers questions e-mailed to him. Most of the questions are ninja-oriented, but some have been about other things as well. My favorite quote so far:
A tapeworm is a bad gift. You could lay out about a yard of duct tape, and just put a bunch of worms, on it and give that to somebody? That’s not a gift. I will tell you this, though. Find a good, strong piece of tape and put some snakes on it? That’s a pretty good gift.
~Ask A Ninja Question 14 “Ninja Gifts”
and
(To the tune of the NG jingle) Look at that monkey! What has that monkey got-in-his-hand? (bum bum)
~AAN Question 19 “Physics”
It really is a great podcast. Watch them all on this page here.