{"id":482,"date":"2006-07-20T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=482"},"modified":"2006-07-20T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T13:47:00","slug":"its-not-a-big-truck-its-a-series-of-tubes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not a big truck. It&#8217;s a SERIES OF TUBES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve renamed my blog. Obviously. Wanna know why? Here&#8217;s why.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the internet is not what we thought it was. According to the Unite States Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8\">the Internet is a series of tubes<\/a>. Well. Um&#8230;.Ok? Tubes. Right. He stated a few days ago that<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o&#8217;clock in the morning on Friday; I just got it yesterday . . . because it got tangled up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and also this<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Internet isn&#8217;t something you just dump things on. It&#8217;s not a big truck. It&#8217;s a series of tubes!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This was all in response to the cry out for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savetheinternet.com\/\">Net Neutrality<\/a>, and blatntly displays Senator Stevens&#8217; extreme lack of knowledge about the reality of the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, maybe he knows something we dont?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve renamed my blog. Obviously. Wanna know why? Here&#8217;s why. Apparently, the internet is not what we thought it was. According to the Unite States Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, the Internet is a series of tubes. Well. Um&#8230;.Ok? Tubes. Right. He stated a few days ago that An Internet was sent by my staff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}