{"id":463,"date":"2006-06-25T20:30:21","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T00:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=463"},"modified":"2006-06-25T20:30:21","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T00:30:21","slug":"my-laptop-is-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"My Laptop is WHERE?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fedex.com\/Tracking?cntry_code=us&amp;action=track&amp;language=english&amp;tracknumbers=701096391483&amp;initial=x&amp;\">shipping page on FedEx<\/a> (practically 24\/7&#8230;Look, I graduated. What do you want for nothing?!), and my MacBook (still no name yet, but someone suggested a good one&#8230;Now if only I could remember it) has officially been to more cool places than I have. It came from China (I&#8217;ve never left North America), and is now in Anchorage, Alaska (which is more Northern than I have ever been). To get here, it will have to cross the Canadian Border&#8230;That&#8217;s so cool. I envy my laptop now \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>I have a feeling I&#8217;m going to get it on Tuesday the 27th \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching the shipping page on FedEx (practically 24\/7&#8230;Look, I graduated. What do you want for nothing?!), and my MacBook (still no name yet, but someone suggested a good one&#8230;Now if only I could remember it) has officially been to more cool places than I have. It came from China (I&#8217;ve never left North America), [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,48],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general","tag-computers","tag-life-in-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}