{"id":446,"date":"2006-05-28T19:12:22","date_gmt":"2006-05-28T23:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=446"},"modified":"2006-05-28T19:12:22","modified_gmt":"2006-05-28T23:12:22","slug":"i-believe-that-you-are-ninja-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NINJA TOO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.askaninja.com\"><em>Ask A Ninja<\/em><\/a> is probably the funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen this week. It&#8217;s this guy who dresses up like a ninja and does a podcast where he answers questions e-mailed to him. Most of the questions are ninja-oriented, but some have been about other things as well. My favorite quote so far:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A tapeworm is a bad gift. You could lay out about a yard of duct tape, and just put a bunch of worms, on it and give that to somebody? That&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> a gift. I will tell you this, though. Find a good, strong piece of tape and put some <em>snakes<\/em> on it? That&#8217;s a pretty good gift.<br \/>~Ask A Ninja Question 14 &#8220;Ninja Gifts&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(To the tune of the NG jingle) Look at that monkey! What has that monkey got-in-his-hand? (bum bum)<br \/>~AAN Question 19 &#8220;Physics&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It really is a great podcast. Watch them all <a href=\"http:\/\/askaninja.com\/video-format\/quicktime\">on this page here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask A Ninja is probably the funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen this week. It&#8217;s this guy who dresses up like a ninja and does a podcast where he answers questions e-mailed to him. Most of the questions are ninja-oriented, but some have been about other things as well. My favorite quote so far: A tapeworm is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general","tag-life-in-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}