{"id":418,"date":"2006-04-01T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=418"},"modified":"2006-04-01T22:21:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T02:21:00","slug":"obey-the-beacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"Obey the Beacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At my school, there is a beacon. We call it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maj.com\/gallery\/zibredlektab\/forumstuff\/conetower1.jpg\">The Beacon of Hope<\/a>. It consists of 3 traffic cones (2 orange, 1 black) in a sandwich formation, placed on the highest point on the jungle gym. I am a keeper of the beacon, along with <a href=\"http:\/\/spleentastic.blogspot.com\">a few of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/darthi.blogspot.com\">my friends<\/a>. It is our solemn duty to tend to the Beacon, and ensure it is always in its proper place.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maj.com\/gallery\/zibredlektab\/forumstuff\/conetower1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maj.com\/gallery\/zibredlektab\/forumstuff\/conetower2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\">You will obey the Beacon.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At my school, there is a beacon. We call it The Beacon of Hope. It consists of 3 traffic cones (2 orange, 1 black) in a sandwich formation, placed on the highest point on the jungle gym. I am a keeper of the beacon, along with a few of my friends. It is our solemn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general","tag-life-in-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}