{"id":362,"date":"2005-12-20T22:02:51","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T02:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2005-12-20T22:02:51","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T02:02:51","slug":"what-the-humans-have-become","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=362","title":{"rendered":"What the humans have become"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think its time to write about culture. I think its a bit funny to look back at what humans used to be, and see how much we&#8217;ve progressed&#8230;And then sharply declined. I&#8217;ll start at the beginning:<br \/>\nCavemen- primitive, lived out very short lives. Some tools.<br \/>\nIron age- more tools, some religion. Lives still short, feudal system.<br \/>\nAncient Rome- many tools, technological advancements. Democracy, medicine, longer lives. War.<br \/>\nMideval- Lots of sickness, decline in medicine. Much religion, feudal\/monarch system. More war<br \/>\nReniassance- Advance in arts, religion, medicine- longer lives. Less war.<br \/>\nColonial- Much more religion, a few wars. Lives are still short, medicine remains average.<br \/>\n70&#8217;s- Hippys! Woot! War. Lots-o-war.<br \/>\nModern- Ok here we are. Obescity, video games. Computers. War over <em>nothing<\/em>. Dancing? Simply shuffling back and forth. Music is just people complaining about love, without any melody. Even the quality of our video games has declined, as proved by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nucleargaming.com\/mariomix\/w2.jpg\">this poster<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I apologize for this post, I know it&#8217;s poorly written&#8230;but I&#8217;m tired. Deal with it. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think its time to write about culture. I think its a bit funny to look back at what humans used to be, and see how much we&#8217;ve progressed&#8230;And then sharply declined. I&#8217;ll start at the beginning: Cavemen- primitive, lived out very short lives. Some tools. Iron age- more tools, some religion. Lives still short, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general","tag-life-in-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}