{"id":342,"date":"2005-11-17T20:17:36","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zibland.com\/blog\/?p=342"},"modified":"2005-11-17T20:17:36","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:17:36","slug":"wanted-1-voice-belonging-to-one-zib-redlektab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/?p=342","title":{"rendered":"WANTED: 1 Voice, Belonging To One Zib Redlektab."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot speak. Literally. I lost my voice yesterday, and it&#8217;s only gotten worse. My voice is raspy and cracks on every other word, and I HATE IT! Grr&#8230;Oh well, being silent is kind of cool, I mean it enables me to not have to answer the phone and such&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot speak. Literally. I lost my voice yesterday, and it&#8217;s only gotten worse. My voice is raspy and cracks on every other word, and I HATE IT! Grr&#8230;Oh well, being silent is kind of cool, I mean it enables me to not have to answer the phone and such&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general","tag-life-in-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/old.zibland.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}